This is why I am late for dinner

I hope I am the reason you bust a load today

My partner asked me a question about dinner plans, and I started

I am preparing your meat for dinner..

Am I in your plans for tonight?

She said she was excited for dinner. Turns out, she was *much*

Kim texting her husband: "hey babe, I am going to workout with

Today I had found this notebook at a thrift shop just to use

Am i too old to share my 39-year-old body on reddit

Am I too distracting

Am I in your plans for tonight?

I am warming dinner for you so come to eat while it’s still