You never thought your wife was really a supporter, now she wants

You never thought she'd be able to handle him

She knew that you'd never be inside her again

She lived with him for 18 years, how did she never know

She'd never want it from you

He owned her now. She's never coming back.

POV: Choose your own adventure with your best friend's fiancée

I would've never thought that my mom would enjoy getting covered

I never expected to meet my sister via a blind date, but it turned

Now I can never go back to vanilla ever again

I've Never Seen My Girl For A While...

I could never go back to just one dick forever