On this rainy New England Saturday, I decided to shave my balls,

I ran out of milk n cookies, so Santa can eat my ass instead.

This Christmas it's milk & pussy instead of milk & cookies🤤🩷

I forgot the milk and cookies, so I pegged Santa instead

Santa's Naughty List: Christmas Couch Sex Gone Wild! When Santa's

Can I ride you instead?

I love fantasizing & roleplaying being an opportunist rapist

instead of milk and cookies.. how about just milk my balls?..

I'm giving Santa a blowjob instead of cookies and milk this year

I'm giving Santa a blowjob instead of cookies and milk this year

Instead of milk and cookies.. how about just milk my balls..

Life Hack-Instead of leaving out cookies and milk for Santa,