First time, and oh man that is not what I was expecting

When my girlfriend said she was going to unlock me this is not

This is not what you had in mind.. But this is the only thing

Her promise of Anal on valentines day is not what you had in

Holy shit, this has got to be the worst luck imaginable. I don't

didi is not what you think

is not what we’re here to talk about today. No, today we’re

"This is not what I signed up to do. You better give me some

is not what we’re here to talk about today. No, today we’re

Memory is not what the heart desires. That is only a mirror.

This is not what I had in mind when I asked my GF if we could

This is not what I had in mind when I asked my GF if we could