While the Mayor gave some long winded speech on TV about cracking

if fucking my friends is a crime you can arrest me

If my crime is having delicious hips im fucking guilty 🤭

if fucking my friends is a crime you can arrest me

What position are you fucking me in first?

Pick an outfit for each occasion; dates, fucking, cuddles

Cumming from monster dildo fucking

At this point not fucking me is a crime

At this point not fucking me is a crime

At this point not fucking me is a crime

Merry fucking Xmas

At this point not fucking me is a crime