My ass is so big because that’s where I store all my problems

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Big ass problems: it steals the spotlight every time.

Big ass problems: finding jeans that fit and leaving jaws on

Big ass problems: stealing the spotlight everywhere I go.

Big ass problems: it doesn’t fit anywhere, but it steals the

Big ass problems: it takes up all the attention—and I wouldn’t

Big ass problems: stealing attention everywhere I go, and I wouldn’t

Big ass problems: fitting into jeans that can’t quite keep

Big ass problems? Nah, just big ass perks

Big ass, big problems—but I wouldn’t change a thing.

Big ass problems? No such thing when you're loving this view.