This cake is not a lie

I heard you guys wanna see some tits

Anyone craving cake?

I heard that being naked increases life expectancy

I heard you liked all natural girls, here is my twerking ass

my tits are huge compared to the rest of me

smash your cake

Anyone craving cake?

I heard you like flexible girls

I heard you need a new pillow tonight?

Wanna bite my pound cake

I heard you were thirsty