Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to

Is that a jackhammer in your pocket or are you just glad to see

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket? Or are you just happy to

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see

is that a camera in your pocket or are you just happy to see

Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?