Who wants to help me with my morning wood

Do you wish you could help me with my morning wood?

I'm straight and everything but whenever my roommate wakes up

Need me a good goon bud to help my morning wood in our "straight"

Any goonettes up rn helping with morning wood? Would love some

Can I help you with that morning wood sir?

Hope this can help with some goners morning wood

I want to help your morning wood

I need a gooner to help me with my morning stretch 😏

Don't think too hard gooner, just follow the instructions :)

I am such a gooner. I already busted but my morning wood still

Just woke up and need a bud to stare at me while we both stroke