[F] excuse me, sir.. do you have anywhere I can sit on? 🥺

🐽 Excuse me sir, may I sit here please?

Excuse me sir, I’m tired. May I sit on your face?

May I sit on your [f]ace? uwu

Excuse me sir, may I sit here

Excuse me sir, can I sit on your lap? [F]

Excuse me sir, may I sit on your face?

Excuse me sir, may I take a sit on your face?

May i sit on your face?

Hey daddy, may i sit on your face? (F)

Excuse me sir… may I sit on your faceeee

Excuse me, may I sit on your face?