I'm your new alarm clock and this is how I wake you up

Who needs an alarm clock when you your bull stays the night and

I've been struggling to wake up on time so my bud offered to

No alarm clock will ever outshine a “wake up and fuck me”

I ditched my alarm clock to wake up like this

I ditched my alarm clock to wake up like this

Better way to wake up, head or alarm clock?

I’m from the 80s. Rather than use modern tech as an alarm clock,

I know your alarm clock works poorly so I would wake you using

I think this is definitely a better way to wake you up than your

I think you would like my pussy to replace your alarm clock...

Slap that gym butt hard in the morning so the neighbor doesn't