“no gay shit this time”… me 5 minutes into our goon session:

These "Straight" goon session's never really do end well when

Today at the goon session you dressed up as a girl and suggested

"Hey buddy can you make me hard real quick for our goon session?"

Every goon session should end with me on my knees, bud. It's

If our goon session gets too much for you. Cum on my glasses

You sure it’s not gay if we make out during our goon session,

“no gay shit this time”… me 5 minutes into our goon session:

When goon bud makes a new rule that you're only allowed to leave

“no gay shit this time”… me 5 minutes into our goon session

Not gay if my bud started dressing up during our goon session

"nothing gay this goon session bro" 10 minutes later he's bouncing