Just learned about this sub so Hi :D and sorry for the weird

🍦I’m such a sugar slut 🍬 I know I was supposed to be

Quick, act surprised so we can move onto the fun part... You

Don't act all surprised - your girl' warned you she loved her

Don’t act surprised. Your daughter is the younger, hotter version

Had to act like I was surprised tbh

Streetfight in Toronto, Canada.Yes, that man is using a snake

Don’t act so surprised.

Don’t act surprised when a slutty Latina pulls this move on

Don't act like surprised if I do this on our first date, breeding

You have to act surprised that daddy’s finally going inside

Your crush is here. Act surprised