Wtf is this? More info in comments

Weird thing on my leg that makes white cream that smells bad.

This came out of my throat... wtf is it?

wtf is my eye doing?

wtf just came out of my mouth

What is happening to my eye?

Wtf is wrong with my knee cap?

Wtf is on my neck.

wtf is wrong with my buttcrack?!

wtf is wrong w my toe 😭😭

wtf is wrong w my toe 😭😭😭😭

Wtf is in my throat???