An alternate reality where Guts didn't kill Rape Horse and didn't

Eat the booty like groceries, you know back when you didn't need

Eat the booty like groceries, you know back when you didn't need

When my husband wanted to give the garbage man a tip this year,

When daddy didn’t give money to buy new dress

when you didn't realize your blind date would have ~udderly~

Back from school, didn't forget to post for you

Your gf wanted to give you the best birthday gift - your bully

When my boyfriend isn't getting a text back from me when I am

When my boyfriend isn't getting a text back from me when "i'm

Give your honest rating about my fuckable Irish body 💓

When it comes to pleasure, I'm all about balance - I'll take