He's your neighbour so expect your wife to spend more nights

Seems like you're going to have to do everything by yourself.

You should invite them over more often

Your wife's bestie swung by your house while you were at work

There's no way this is your mom, she couldn't have made a loser

Expect me to often take you to Changing Rooms

You probably didn't expect to hear of her again

Just so you know if we’re going to be friends I’m going to

As often as I eat myself, I expect you to eat my ass.

Just so you know if we’re going to be friends I’m going to

Your girl is often distracted when you play together at the gloryhole,

She might want to go on vacation more often