You get uglier, he gets cooler. Lighten up

You're not worshipping her enough

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I kept telling my friend how much fun I was having

Life is short, use suction (sissy)

Genuinely curious why wives deny the person they love

You're joking if you think he should give this up

Everytime You Deny Your Husband an Angel Gets its Wings

"Oh, and you're behind on my rent"

He said she's getting promoted soon. Did he mean at work or at

You're begging to ask yourself: why would he marry you?

He gets bored of me so fast