Would you try to split me in half? [f] [m]

Nearly split in half

Split her in half

Can I split you in half?

Sharing is caring. Orcas split seal in half. NSFW

Split me in half why don’t ya 😇

Can I split your ass in half?

You’re such a fucking pathetic loser, your bully just fucking

almost split in half by this monster

Can you split my ass in half?

I met a nice guy on a walk and before I knew it my ass was being

Felt like he was going to split me in half!