It's not gay trust yourself! Your asshole friend just couldn't

Stop with the short jokes bro, I could manhandle you. Stop whining

people always say to me dude your 21 why are you always single?

its not gay if my hands and legs are tied up, i can’t stop

I’m not gay bud, stop trying, just cuz I have a fat ass doesn’t

Sometimes my roommate will bug me all day. Sending me sissy encouragements,

It's not gay if you genuinely can't tell, right?

as a 5’5” straight boy i can’t stop thinking about a bigger

It’s not gay if my bud needs his asshole cleaned out

Be honest with me. Even if this were gay…would you want me

Don’t worry bud, it’s not gay if you can’t stop staring

Don't stop pounding it till I tell you to