My bully always made fun of me for having a cross eyed mom, but

Your bully always said he could fuck your sweet girlfriend better

Your little sister has always had a crush on your bully, so she

I always asked if my girlfriend was cheating on me with someone

The worst part about your bully being in your mom’s yoga class

You’ve always been secretly I love with the quiet goth girl

The first time your wife was fucked by your bully, she knew it

My bully always said “I bet your mom could wrap those big tits

Shut up and be thankful that your bully convinced his dad to

You spent hours dressing up your gf as D.Va for Halloween. It

you and your girlfriend always talked about waiting til marriage

Mom was always the pillar of strength in our family, so it was