HMFT after I walk across the street.

HMFT After I plummet to the ground while herding Bighorn Sheep.

HMFT after i get hit by a Honda

HMFT after I get crushed at work

HMFT after I climb an electric pole and get lit

HMFT after a drunk driver slams me onto the wall

HMFT after I slam into a tree

HMFT after I win a beer drinking race

HMFT after I try to jump this gap

HMFT after I try to impress a grappler with my karate skills

HMFT after I…. I don’t know what the fuck just happened!

HMFT after I am knocked out by security in Brazil