Anyone want to be my personal toilet that follows me around

I don’t feel like getting up. Who wants to crawl under the

Need a volunteer to be my personal toilet

can I use you as a personal toilet instead :)

taking applications for a personal toilet bowl xx

taking applications for a personal toilet bowl xx

Can I use your face as my personal toilet?

Need a new friend to be my personal toilet everytime I have to

Would you be my personal toilet?

Are you ready to be my personal toilet whenever I need

Want to be my personal toilet? I’ll pee in your mouth whenever

Be my personal toilet