Thanks for wearing that dress bro, definitely doesn't feel gay

Bro why didn't you tell me you were gonna be out of town for

Don’t worry bro.. this is totally not gay. I’m switched to

Don't worry bro! Handjobs don't count as sex, so therefore, they

"I can fuckin' tell how much you've been craving this BBC white

It's not gay if I swallow all the evidence after you fuck me,

Don't worry bro it's not gay unless I show you the tip

"Don't worry bro, it's not gay for sure, I'm just gonna put you

With that perfect, fuckable ass, those girly moans, and you wearing

Wearing a condom would be so gay bro, lose it!……besides…..I

Its not gay to suck my cock while on the phone with your GF bro.

Don’t worry bro it’s not gay if we use a condom