Gooning is worship.

Replace intimacy with Pornography.

It's the weekend, let's start gooning.

Consistent gooning leads to good things.

"You've discovered the pleasures of gooning..."

What a good day for gooning together

Friends introduce friends to gooning.

"Tough day at work? Cool...start gooning..."

There is an intimacy that comes from gooning and masturbating

Spend your life gooning to Porn.

Gooning is a lifestyle.

Introduce your friends to the world of gooning.