Yeah, I'm the boss...but I'd rather be your of[f]ice slut

I try to be professional, but I'm really the of[f]ice slut...

I need to bring my slut to the o[f][f]ice more often...

Wait...is "Bring your Slut to Work" not a normal o[f][f]ice practice??

Workdays are better when you have an o[f][f]ice slut

HR might disagree, but workdays are better with an o[f][f]ice

Having an o[f][f]ice slut is oh so much fun

Workdays are oh so much fun when you have an o[f][f]ice slut...

Workdays are better when you have an of[f]ice slut

Workdays are oh so much better when you have an o[f][f]ice slut...

Having an of[f]ice slut is oh so much fun

Having an o[f][f]ice slut is oh so much fun...