Why take an uber when you can ride a helicopter?

would you let me ride you like this 😍

This is why I never have to pay for an Uber ride! Would you give

This is why I never have to pay for an Uber ride! Would you give

I don't have the money to pay the ride but I squirt in front

This is why I never have to pay for a Uber drive!

This is why I never have to pay for an Uber ride!

This is why I have never had to pay for an Uber ride!

This is why I never pay for an Uber!

This is why I never have to pay for Uber rides!

This is why I never have to pay for an Uber ride!

This is why I never have to pay for an Uber ride!