original post: https://redd.it/1gw45ki
Maybe you shouldn’t have booked
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Maybe this shouldn't stop when he returns
Maybe she'll even make them do two-a-days
If her bull blows a couple loads on the outside, maybe she'll
Maybe you can ask her to tone it down? This doesn't seem reasonable...
If you're good enough, maybe he'll even let you swallow his load!
Maybe I like it a little bit
I shouldn't have bet against Patrick Mahomes...
This is why you shouldn't make promises to your girl when you're
This is why you shouldn't leave your girl alone if you still
This is why you shouldn’t trust your girl when she talks about
He shouldn't trust me
This is why you shouldn't leave your wife alone with your nephew