Co-worker: “Men aren’t attracted to pregnant women” - Me:

Co-worker: “Men aren’t attracted to pregnant women” - Me:

Home sick from work wishing you were here blowing all over my

Is that a jackhammer in your pocket or are you just glad to see

Is that a jackhammer in your pocket or are you just glad to see

Is that a jackhammer in your pocket or are you just glad to see

Hey Jack, the intern you fired came over here with a glowing

me? oh i'm just getting ready to milk you dry, what have you

oh no he's gonna step on me oh no!!

Oh me oh my!😉😉

Me : I am a Elf Goddess. Inner Me : (Oh gods...I hope he doesn't

Oh poor you, that clitty makes me laugh instead of horny… why