I invited a few of my friends over but I did ask them to go one

I don't care if it's your birthday! Your mommy's not coming home

Of course I haven't seen your wife, loser. You told me that she

You thought she was out with her friends but really your wife

Oh you thought your girl went out with her friends last night?

You’re jerking off to the thought of your crush naked, meanwhile

My bully goaded me into a literal dick measuring contest with

Oh my god You’re such a fucking pathetic loser, your bully

Your hot wife thought she could "tame" your bully by talking

Yeah loser both of us, her best friends, are what you always

Your bully didn't mind fucking your Mommy in front of all your

Your bully didn't mind fucking your Mommy in front of all your