My ass needs a seat! Is your face free?

do you mind if i take a seat on your face?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

My fav seat at besties house is her face

Her fav seat at my house is my face.

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?🥰

Her fav seat is my face

Her fav seat at my house if my face

My face is my besties fav seat

Mind if I use your face as a seat? 🥵

my fav seat is a hunky man’s face

Would you rather me take a seat on your face or lap? 😝