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The next week mom told us that I was gonna have a new siblings

She thought it was just a regular bathtub, but when she stepped

If you ever wondered what hides underneath your next-door mom's

Just dropped the kids off. You know what’s next.

Four kids later …

I got carried away at lady’s night 💋. I got dropped back

Soccer mom just dropped off the kids. Should I pick you up next?

I just dropped off the kids. Should I pick you up next

I just dropped off the kids. Should I pick you up next?

I just dropped off the kids at school. Should I pick you up next?

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