I swear I hooked up with this girl in college (the facial expressions

Good morning/afternoon/night wherever you are, I hope my booty

Do you have morning wood Daddy? 🙈😜🍑

Do you have morning wood Daddy? 🙈😜🍑

What do you do when you see a cute girl with cute feet sole-posing

I'd mostly date and fuck women. But this would have to be a weekly

"It's always a fun night when you snort coke off my chest. Usually

We both need our daily dose at the very least

“What do you mean it’s not that bad? I got fucking tits dude!”

Me and my roommate were planning on spending our Christmas alone.

what my best student sees at the parent meeting

What do I do with all of this? Can anyone help me make good use