Volunteers to swap places with my toy?

When your GF asks you to swap to help her alleviate her cramps,

Let’s swap this toy out for your gf

Would you swap spots with my toy gooner?

My younger sis and I were at the mall arguing. A witch over heard

Swap my toy with your real deal ;)

Swap my toy with your real deal ;)

Let's swap out this toy for something else shall we ?

Swap places with my toy please?

Curious enough to swap place with the toy?

Wanna swap places with my toy?

Which toy would you swap with?