My dad asked me to make him a pie when he bought me this book😅

My girlfriend always busts my balls saying I'm becoming a boomer

If I was your ex and I sent you this, would you come over? ;)

If I was your ex, and I sent you this titty drop, would you come

My ex swapped bodies with me because she was heartbroken over

My friend asked me to help him wash his motorcycle, I fell like

This older guy asked me if I was lost, he thought I looked like

My mother-in-law just asked me if I was okay because I took so

my bud asked me if I was regretting making that super bowl bet

If I was your roommate and I sent you this, what would you do?

When my neighbor texted me if i was still awake this is what

Would you cheat on my mom with me if I was your stepdaughter?