Do you want on top or bottom?

Do you think you're bigger than me? If you're not then I get

Whoevers bigger than the can gets to top, did you lose?

Am I bigger than you? If I am, i'll have to top you no exceptions...

Bigger must be on top

Bigger must be on top

bigger should always be on top

bigger must be on top yes or no

bigger is always on top

bigger must be on top

bigger must be on top all the time

should bigger be on top