She can sit on my counter

Would you let me sit on your face?

Would you sit on it? 🤭

Would you let me sit on it?

Sit my ass up on the counter and eat me like I’m dinner

Let me sit on your counter

I would rather sit on you then this counter

If im not allowed to sit on the counter, where do you want me?

My roommate hates when i sit on the counter like this.. 🤭🍑

I never hesitate to sit on the counter

If I ever come over, don't get mad at the way I sit on your counter

Dad HATES when I sit on the counter like this.. 🤭🍑