Please help me determine if this was my fault or is the pen faulty?

My girlfriend's hot mom is back and this time she's pregnant!

"Babe it wasn't my fault! You know I get super horny when I'm

It’s not my fault your big slutty ass keeps getting me hard

its not gay if it was my fault he got hard, i have to help him

I was just telling your girI how I couldn’t cum its not my

It's not gay to help me break in my new toy, it's your fault

I'm just finishing up.. it's all your fault, leaving your wife

if the local team loses, of course it's all the female fans'

You wouldn't stalk me and rape me at knife point while telling

I just couldn't help it, you know?

It is my fault, let me help you. - Noo, don't touch it...