So I came home from college. And there was my bully uncle ploughing

would you be happy to come home to this

At this point, you’re used to it… School beatings and humiliation.

feeling like a little bitch happy to see you when you come home

You’ve generously offered multiple times to come and pick up

Would you be happy to come home to this chubby housewife?

Would you be happy to come home to this

Your mom has a unique way of putting a stop to your bully…you

if i come home from college bend over and tell you to fuck me

U were happy when ur bully acted friendly with u and asked if

If you like PHAT asses - you're gonna LOVE me, happy "Ass Wednesday!"

Even though your friend Your friend had a habit asking your mom