Santa said this is your Christmas gift this year. Take me home?

Can I be your Christmas gift this year?

This is what you get if you take me home with you after the first

This is your anniversary gift

Your christmas gift hips came early this year ;P

Guess what’s your christmas gift this year

this is your christmas present

This year, no need to look under the tree. I'm your Christmas

Would you be upset with me if I told you that this is your Christmas

This is your Christmas present, what will you do with it?

horny and neglected dads and husbands - can i give you this as

this is your christmas present