Please don’t forget your birthday tomorrow please please let

Your douchebag coworker drunkenly slapped your wife’s fat ass

Me: let’s focus on work this morning. Also me:

Good morning, let’s have some fun before work

You may address me as Miss Trixxxy - 21 years of being wild -

After her husband leaves for work in the morning, she invites

[F4M] I would never let my dad go to work without his morning

Good morning soldiers… Nov 28th… are you still going to resist?

Let me help you deflate your morning wood before you head off

Had to let some out this morning before work

Good morning, losers. Time to go to work. And you better stay

Would you let me wake you up for work like this every morning?