I'd be soo turned on (but still soft) if someone called me a

Limp dick loser asks for their numbers & gets shut down immediately!

I told my buddies Chris & Shawn, no more playing the big

Your itty bitty disgusting excuse for a “dick” reminds me

Have you accepted your destiny as a tiny dick loser?

hello loser.. look my perfume is the size of your dick

Hey loser, I'm here to remind you that you have a pathetic and

Have you always been a pathetic beta with a micro dick, loser?

Feeling ashamed of yourself? You should be because that dick

If you’re lesser than this pinky, I’ll punish your little

Do you feel worthless with that tiny dick, loser?

Guys with dick smaller than my pinky will be called little girls