For my coworker, who keeps making jokes about our “big, hard,

(38) gotta get clean before I get dirty.

Wait, come back, I have something you need [38]

[38] Just a dad in flannel stroking like a boss—wait for the

[38] I'll Cook and clean for you too, baby.

Happy Hump Day [38]

I’ll wait for you like this (38)

[38] can you tell it’s heavy from how it swings?

[38] ever wonder what the neighbourhood dad gets up to when he

[38] Dad's balls are aching for you so I cranked one out in the

[35] Couldn't wait any longer so just shot my load in my office

[38]#DadsWithDenseDicks