Another day, another liquor store flashing. (Looking around like

fully naked in my building hoping someone walks on me

i do this at work hoping someone walks in and rape me

she's being quiet but secretly hoping someone walks in

hoping someone walks by

Really hoping someone walks in

Hoping someone walks in on me

out smoking a cigarette in nothing but my boxers with this dildo

Secretly hoping someone walks in

Secretly hoping someone walks in on me [33]

Hoping someone walks in to help

Post workout, hoping someone walks up 😏