I could make up a bunch of excuses for my long absence, but here’s

Eat me instead of what’s in the fridge?

Your dessert for the night

my exboyfriend said he didnt like it when i sent him videos like

my nipples instead of dessert tonight??? 😏

my nipples instead of dessert tonight?

my nipples instead of dessert tonight??? 😏

Babe dessert is ready waiting for you

Since I don’t have a boyfriend, Reddit gets to enjoy my nudes

Who likes a tight pussy and a juicy ass instead of a regular

Skip lunch and have me instead

Oops…I forgot to make the pies…guess you’ll just have to