come and let me measure it🙈

Your to afraid to let me measure your tiny peen!

u/mreasydeck was kind enough to let me measure is dick with my

You should hide your shrimp back in your panties and let me use

Let me measure you. I need a good laugh!

Is your penis less than 4 centimeters long? Be honest.

Will you let me measure you and see how tiny you are?

Let's name your little clitoris if it's less than 5, ready loser

Let's play a game of hide and seek with your little sausage

How many inches of shame will that useless pee pee measure...

You're not a man if you're carrying a shrimp between your legs

Would you let me send you a 1 minute voice note rating your tiny