Can I give you a round of applause?

Had to make sure my daughter got pregnant with my baby...

you can bend me over this table then give me your tip!

Waking up like this means I always have a good breakfast

Friday means it’s movie night

Going to a party tonight with my crush so I got to give it my

Being pregnant means unlimited cream pies

Being pregnant means you can give me unlimited cream pies

I’ll give you unlimited cream pies if you play your cards right

Being pregnant means I can have unlimited cream pies

Would you ever give up trying to get me pregnant?

I need all the cream pies I can get while I’m still pregnant