I need somewhere to sit on, any volunteers?

Can I sit on your lap?

I need somewhere to sit, can I use your face or cock? ;)

My ass is kinda heavy and I need somewhere to sit it. Mind if

Can I sit down please? ;)

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Is there somewhere I could sit?

I need somewhere to sit, can I use your face ?

can i sit on your face like this?

My computer chair broke, do you know somewhere else I could sit?

Do you have somewhere this ass can sit?