My son always wonders why it takes me so long when I say I’m

You know I'm always horny, made the stool my victim this time

The hottest sorority girl and I, the nerd, swapped bodies after

You know your weak self will never recover from the constant

You know your weak self will never recover from the constant

My bull fucks me so good in my lunch break that most of the time

You know it’s a good goon session when this is how you trying

My Stepdad just came back from work and he saw me sitting like

Hard to go back to work today

It's hard to go back to work today

Hard to go back to work

Hard to go back to work today