Who would like to help me with my morning wood?

Care to help me out this morning?

Couldn’t help myself this morning

Can’t help myself in the morning. Come give me a hand? (or

Playing with my morning wood, anyone want to help?

Look at this monster I gotta tame every morning... Any volunteers

Any volunteers that can help with my morning wood?

I need some help this morning, any volunteers?

Morning wood, can you help?

Here to help you with that pesky morning wood

Does anyone want to help me out with this morning wood?

Couldn't help myself this morning