Double-Band-Shirt 🤘🏻 AND IM GOING TO SEE TOOL THIS MONTH!

Since my outfit didn’t get any appreciation today. I thought

Texted This To My Girlfriend She Thought I Should Share It

Thought I’d tease a little

She thought she was alone at the pool, but little did she know

He thought he was the man of the house, but when his wife brought

Your mom thought it would be a one sided thing this is the 6th

She thought it was just another night... until she saw him. He

[F]irst thought when you see my ass

Peeling of hydro band-Aid

Over my 50 year life I’ve always followed one band, their name

I thought my tits looks pretty here